2023 Oscars Drinking Game
- Music tries to cut off a speech 🎼
- Anyone uses their speaking time for a cause
- There’s a montage
- There’s a musical performance 🎤
- They cut to commercials
EXTREME VERSION: Add in anytime an Oscar is announced 🏆
“Nothing can take the sting off the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.“
– Billy Crystal
The Oscars are back! And the question on everyone’s mind is who will be the next to get slapped? And perhaps even more intriguing, will G.I. Jane continue to maintain its relevance despite being released 26 years ago to largely mixed reviews?
But “The Slap Heard Around the World” aside, what will this year’s Oscars bring? Will Everything Everywhere All at Once become the third movie in history to win three acting Oscars? Will Michelle Yeoh become the first Asian-American actress to win Best Actress, or will Cate Blanchett take home her third statuette? Will Austin Butler ever stop talking like Elvis Presley? Will Top Gun: Maverick ascend the Danger Zone and win Best Picture?
So many questions! Let’s get some answers and toast Hollywood yet again. Grab your favourite beverage, keep Jada Pinkett Smith’s name out of your fucking mouth, and kick back with our 2023 Oscars Drinking Game.