Fifty Shades of Grey Drinking Game

Drink When

Anyone says “Ana”
Anyone says or you see “Grey”
Ana bites her lip or pencil 💋✏️
Someone takes their shirt off
There’s a scene in an elevator

“Because I’m fifty shades of fucked up, Anastasia.”

– Christian Grey

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Bondage. Domination. Sadomasochism. Three things that are misrepresented and barely in a movie that’s supposedly about all three. Originally written as Twilight fanfiction by “author” E. L. James, this bafflingly popular book skyrocketed to the top of bestseller lists and made a decent share of money at the box office as well. Sure, there’s so little sex in this movie that the French only gave it a PG rating. And sure, this movie’s central theme is that it’s okay for a man to stalk and brutalize a woman for his own sexual pleasure if he’s white, rich and handsome. But it still qualifies as a Valentine’s Day release. What do we say to a studio that profits off of that? Laters, baby.