2020 Presidential Debate Drinking Game


Drink When
Anyone says “Fake News” or “Hoax“
Anyone says “COVID” “Coronavirus” or racist equivalent
Anyone says “China” “Russia” “Ukraine” “Mexico“
Anyone mentions “Obama” or “Hillary“
Anyone says an unintelligible sentence
Biden numbers his points
Trump mocks Biden or anyone else
A moderator interrupts a candidate or Trump interrupts a moderator
Anyone is muted
It’s time to cut the malarkey—this night is going to be yuge, and we’ve got a debate drinking game to help ease the burden of your all-consuming and totally justified existential dread.
Remember when 2016 felt like the longest year ever? Well, welcome to 2020. Wildfires and natural disasters are raging across the globe; Ruth Bader Ginsberg, champion of equal rights and American hero, is dead; rampant racism still pervades every facet of American life… though at least more white people seem to know about it(?); and, oh yeah, that whole pandemic thing that has, at this point, claimed 1 million lives—20% of them American.
It’s been one hell of a year. But tonight is DEBATE NIGHT! Vice President Joe Biden is going up against President Donald Trump and they’re sure to have a polite, thoughtful discussion of the issues that face America. Oh, I forgot, we’re in the worst timeline, and if the candidates are snorting Adderall, there’s no reason we can’t enjoy a few drinks with a presidential debate drinking game! Save our game and follow the 2020 Debate Schedule for the next drinking debate nights. *Also, you know, drink responsibly and remember to hydrate.
