Moana Drinking Game
Drink When
- Someone says “Ocean” 🌊
- The ocean assists or interacts 🌊
- You see Te Fiti’s heart 💚
- Hei Hei (chicken) tries to eat something that’s not food
EXTREME VERSION: Add in “Moana” OR “Maui”
“If you have a dress and an animal sidekick, you’re a princess.”
– Maui
📽 Watch the trailer
Moana is good enough to already feel like a Disney classic. It’s got fantastic songs and the kind of brilliant visuals and storytelling we’ve come to expect from Pixar. And just in case you were worried the film wouldn’t be as charismatic and charming as it is exciting, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is thrown in for good measure. Moana is entertaining sober or otherwise. But if you’re looking for otherwise, you’ve come to the right place. What can we say except “you’re welcome.”