The Paperboy Drinking Game

Drink When
- Anyone says “Ward”
- Anyone smokes 🚬
- Anyone drinks 🥃
- Anyone is in a car or a boat
- You see the interview or narration begins
- Something weird and sexual happens 😐
“If anyone’s gonna piss on him, it’s going to be me. He don’t like strangers peeing on him.“
– Charlotte Bless
